Only in the South

"Shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? Sheegar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz?"

Perhaps if Dr. Evil offered Austin a mortar & a waffle, he would have accepted. Waffles obviously go better with fireworks than a cigar. And here is proof they live in harmony.